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		<title>I Want To Eat You, Earthling and Other Recent Cookbook Outrages</title>
		<description><![CDATA[From the AP: SYDNEY, Australia&#160; The publisher Penguin Group of Australia has come under fire recently for a curious typo that may be subliminal racism, a mistake, or a combination of the two.&#160; In a recipe that called for &#34;ground black pepper,&#34; the text instead read &#34;ground&#160; black people.&#34;&#160; Many in the anti-cookbook community are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Honky, We Hardly Knew Ye</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Given all the press that the word &#34;nigger&#34; has been receiving lately, what with books about it and white comedians blurting it out uncontrollably, we at Unfettered Letters thought it a good time to look more closely at the history of another racially charged word: the much beloved and lamented &#34;honky.&#34; Popularized in the 1970s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theunfetteredletters.com/2010/04/honkie-we-hardly-knew-ye/</link>
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		<title>Misunderstood Headlines: &#8220;Stuttering Gene Found&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The front page news was particularly exciting for aficionados of 70s television this morning, as they no doubt read the headline &#8220;Journal of American Medicine Association Announces Stuttering Gene Found&#8221; in the early edition with relief and gratitude. Not as well known to today&#8217;s generation, Stuttering Gene was a beloved household name for a brief [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Melfy on Night Sticks: &#8220;Never Has One Man Done So Little With So Much&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi, Assistant Editor Simon Augustine (&#34;The Saint&#34;) here.&#160; Melfy Nazrahad, of our column &#34;Melfy and Me,&#34; my nemesis in film criticism, the dark angel himself, my strange pen-pal going way back, has just weighed in on the short film &#34;Night Sticks&#34; which debuted here recently on The Unfettered Letters, as our first original production.&#160; Melfy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theunfetteredletters.com/2010/03/melfy-on-night-sticks-never-has-one-man-done-so-little-with-so-much/</link>
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		<title>Stephen King&#8217;s Wife Tells Him, &#8220;Don&#8217;t You Think It&#8217;s About Time To Give Up On This Crazy Dream?!&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tabitha King, the famous author&#8217;s wife, issues a statement to Book Sellers of America Assoc. that &#34;selling more than Shakespeare but less than the Bible is just not enough.&#34;&#160; More on this soon&#8230;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theunfetteredletters.com/2010/03/stephen-kings-wife-tells-him-dont-you-think-its-about-time-to-give-up-on-this-crazy-dream/</link>
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		<title>Another Disastrous Dating Profile, Part IV: Who Am I? In All Probability, I Am One of The Following Personas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Choose ladies: A. Joey D B. Chauncy C. "Chooch" D. Rama E. Charley Buke.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theunfetteredletters.com/2010/03/another-disatrous-dating-profile-part-iv-who-am-i-in-all-probability-i-am-one-of-the-following-personas/</link>
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		<title>Another Disastrous Dating Profile, Part Trois</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ITEM! The Third Part of Our In-House Sociological Experiment Department: Continuing with a genuine dating profile from one of our gifted editors, Simon Augustine, which has stunned a litany of relationship and love experts with its incompetence, misguided aims, frightening self-revelation, and twisted concepts of romance: Also, One thing that I like to get out [...]]]></description>
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