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		<title>Don&#8217;t Come Back To The Five and Dime, Moby Dick, Moby Dick&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Zoological theories concerning bees, whales, a kid named Randy, and bucketfuls of cum.]]></description>
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		<title>Chicken Little Killed in Freak Accident</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ITEM! Beloved Tales Come To A Bad End Files. Chicken Little, the famous poultry guy who has become well known and allegorical for millions of school-age children over the years, was killed today in a freak accident by a stray remnant of Skylab, an advanced satellite that itself became famous (and notorious) when pieces of [...]]]></description>
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