Zoological theories concerning bees, whales, a kid named Randy, and bucketfuls of cum.
ITEM! Beloved Tales Come To A Bad End Files. Chicken Little, the famous poultry guy who has become well known and allegorical for millions of school-age children over the years, was killed today in a freak accident by a stray remnant of Skylab, an advanced satellite that itself became famous (and notorious) when pieces of [...]
I Want To Eat You, Earthling and Other Recent Cookbook Outrages
Honky, We Hardly Knew Ye
Misunderstood Headlines: “Stuttering Gene Found”
Melfy on Night Sticks: “Never Has One Man Done So Little With So Much”
Stephen King’s Wife Tells Him, “Don’t You Think It’s About Time To Give Up On This Crazy Dream?!”
Another Disastrous Dating Profile, Part IV: Who Am I? In All Probability, I Am One of The Following Personas
Bravery
Freedom
Lust
Whimsy
