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Another Disastrous Dating Profile, Part IV: Who Am I? In All Probability, I Am One of The Following Personas

Choose ladies: A. Joey D B. Chauncy C. “Chooch” D. Rama E. Charley Buke.

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Another Disastrous Dating Profile, Part Trois

ITEM! The Third Part of Our In-House Sociological Experiment Department: Continuing with a genuine dating profile from one of our gifted editors, Simon Augustine, which has stunned a litany of relationship and love experts with its incompetence, misguided aims, frightening self-revelation, and twisted concepts of romance: Also, One thing that I like to get out [...]

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Another Disastrous Dating Profile, Part II: “I like to do classy stuff” & Proposed Male Prostitution

Editoriam de Moratorium Simon Augustine’s shameful dating profile, actually posted at various times and in various stages on the Official Internet, continued without ado from Part I: I usually like to do real classy stuff on a first date, like play a few holes of miniature golf or go to a carnival where they have [...]

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Another Disastrous Dating Profile

The first section of an authentic and original dating profile used on real sites by one of our assistant editors, a profile which is alas not in circulation anymore, but is highly amusing and we are told usually failed majestically in its romantic aims.

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