Pep Wilson, political correspondent for The Letters reports from Akron, Ohio that the Strategic Institute of Child-Killers, a foundation for the psychological support and legal advocacy of those who have murdered children, have just voted unanimously on a resolution to morally condemn Vice-President Cheney and his recent criticisms of the Obama administration’s handling of [...]
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