ITEM! Republicans Must Die! Dept.: The Center for A Stagnant America, a researh group sponsored in part by The Daughters of the American Revolution, just came out with a new study citing the "disturbingly high quotient of peace, love, and rainbows featured in the drawings and writings of children under 8 years old." The study, [...]
Dear Simon, Pig, et. al., I have been a faithful reader of Unfettered Letters for many years, and I’m always telling people about your stuff. I especially love the classic bits like "I’ll Stand By You When You Get Cancer" and "Millionaire Mommies." Could you maybe bring back those golden nuggets, and "replay" them, so to speak? [...]
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Bravery
Freedom
Lust
Whimsy
