Hi, Assistant Editor Simon Augustine ("The Saint") here. Melfy Nazrahad, of our column "Melfy and Me," my nemesis in film criticism, the dark angel himself, my strange pen-pal going way back, has just weighed in on the short film "Night Sticks" which debuted here recently on The Unfettered Letters, as our first original production. Melfy [...]
The Unfettered Letters Premieres Its Very Own Short Film Production! Straight from our media vaults and filthy minds!
Laundromat Boys (release date 2011) Chronicling the adventures of two teenagers working as assistants at a Chinese laundromat as their summer job. Shirts are folded, socks are lost, murder happens. Tagline: "…you won’t believe what comes out in the wash!" Alternate tagline: "No tickee, no excitement!" Slated for a late 2010 production schedule with Tobey [...]
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Bravery
Freedom
Lust
Whimsy
