Zoological theories concerning bees, whales, a kid named Randy, and bucketfuls of cum.
ITEM! Beloved Tales Come To A Bad End Files. Chicken Little, the famous poultry guy who has become well known and allegorical for millions of school-age children over the years, was killed today in a freak accident by a stray remnant of Skylab, an advanced satellite that itself became famous (and notorious) when pieces of [...]
Professor Fuzzbunk looks at Otters, Giraffes, and Humans in the sexual and social environment.
Vice-President Dick Cheney came out of his Washington residence this morning, saw his shadow, and promptly declared that "Summer is in its last throes." Told by one of his assistants that the new Fall shows wouldn’t be on for another month and a half, and most people had at least two barbecues still planned, Cheney [...]
Boy, I tell ya. Nobody does suicide like the Japanese. I mean, think about it: in most cultures, suicide is frowned upon, and discouraged as an unnecessary and tragic waste of human life. But these guys are able to elevate it to an elaborate ritual, replete with all the bells and whistles and trimmings. They [...]
“Scared Still”: The New Prison Program
Zoological Files: Ape Refutes Evolution; Cites Bush
The 12 Most Embarassing White People of the 20th and 21st Centuries Countdown
Honky, We Hardly Knew Ye
Misunderstood Headlines: “Stuttering Gene Found”
Melfy on Night Sticks: “Never Has One Man Done So Little With So Much”
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