Given all the press that the word "nigger" has been receiving lately, what with books about it and white comedians blurting it out uncontrollably, we at Unfettered Letters thought it a good time to look more closely at the history of another racially charged word: the much beloved and lamented "honky." Popularized in the 1970s [...]
Choose ladies: A. Joey D B. Chauncy C. “Chooch” D. Rama E. Charley Buke.
ITEM! The Third Part of Our In-House Sociological Experiment Department: Continuing with a genuine dating profile from one of our gifted editors, Simon Augustine, which has stunned a litany of relationship and love experts with its incompetence, misguided aims, frightening self-revelation, and twisted concepts of romance: Also, One thing that I like to get out [...]
Editoriam de Moratorium Simon Augustine’s shameful dating profile, actually posted at various times and in various stages on the Official Internet, continued without ado from Part I: I usually like to do real classy stuff on a first date, like play a few holes of miniature golf or go to a carnival where they have [...]
The first section of an authentic and original dating profile used on real sites by one of our assistant editors, a profile which is alas not in circulation anymore, but is highly amusing and we are told usually failed majestically in its romantic aims.
An hot ‘n’ heavy online chat takes an unexpected turn. Roald Dahl and Guy De Maupassant are so freakin’ jealous.
The Unfettered Letters Presents: Life Instructions 101 Part One: Mischief in the Social Environment How To Make People Socially Uncomfortable, Episode Un, The Camera Trick Prestidigio the Magician, misogynist par excellence, misanthrope emeritus, and sixth most famous child entertainer in Paramus, New Jersey, returns with a new offering from his social bag of tricks. He [...]
For this series, the Unfettered Borsch Belt Comedy Moment, we asked a bunch of veteran stand-up comedians from the era of the Catskills and the Poconos and of "no one puts the Jew girl in the corner" days gone by to give us some great lines about TODAY’s breaking events, not stuff that was happening [...]
A recent Quinippiac poll was released documenting the 15 things Americans least wanted to hear. The first seven were: 1. While you were fishing for croakies last night, I was singing fuckaoke with your wife. Her favorite song is by Meatloaf. 2. Hi, I’m doing an interview for Quinippiac College, can I ask you [...]
SLUTRACK’s lead singer Roundaboot tells us about their new album! Vomit is discussed.
I Want To Eat You, Earthling and Other Recent Cookbook Outrages
Honky, We Hardly Knew Ye
Misunderstood Headlines: “Stuttering Gene Found”
Melfy on Night Sticks: “Never Has One Man Done So Little With So Much”
Stephen King’s Wife Tells Him, “Don’t You Think It’s About Time To Give Up On This Crazy Dream?!”
Another Disastrous Dating Profile, Part IV: Who Am I? In All Probability, I Am One of The Following Personas
Bravery
Freedom
Lust
Whimsy
