12. Richard Dawson from the old Family Feud. So you bring your 16 year old daughter on to play the Fued, have some wholesome family fun, maybe take a few bucks and a new microwave home, and suddenly the sleaziest guy this side of Chuck Barris is whispering “helllloooo….darlin’” and licking her like a Doberman [...]
Given all the press that the word "nigger" has been receiving lately, what with books about it and white comedians blurting it out uncontrollably, we at Unfettered Letters thought it a good time to look more closely at the history of another racially charged word: the much beloved and lamented "honky." Popularized in the 1970s [...]
An hot ‘n’ heavy online chat takes an unexpected turn. Roald Dahl and Guy De Maupassant are so freakin’ jealous.
The Unfettered Letters Presents: Life Instructions 101 Part One: Mischief in the Social Environment How To Make People Socially Uncomfortable, Episode Un, The Camera Trick Prestidigio the Magician, misogynist par excellence, misanthrope emeritus, and sixth most famous child entertainer in Paramus, New Jersey, returns with a new offering from his social bag of tricks. He [...]
For this series, the Unfettered Borsch Belt Comedy Moment, we asked a bunch of veteran stand-up comedians from the era of the Catskills and the Poconos and of "no one puts the Jew girl in the corner" days gone by to give us some great lines about TODAY’s breaking events, not stuff that was happening [...]
A recent Quinippiac poll was released documenting the 15 things Americans least wanted to hear. The first seven were: 1. While you were fishing for croakies last night, I was singing fuckaoke with your wife. Her favorite song is by Meatloaf. 2. Hi, I’m doing an interview for Quinippiac College, can I ask you [...]
SLUTRACK’s lead singer Roundaboot tells us about their new album! Vomit is discussed.
A friend from Dover, New Hampshire tells me about an establishment he frequented recently in his hometown. Opening a month ago across the street from Lola’s All-Nude Showcase, a staple of the town for over ten years, A Real Gentlemen’s Club takes a new and radical approach to nightlife that its owners hope will give [...]
Hey kids! MagnaCorp needs your help! Have you ever volunteered? Maybe you’ve helped clean up your neighborhood, or done a good deed as a Boy Scout or Brownie, or maybe you’ve served homeless people at a soup kitchen, or entertained old folks at a retirement home? Well, MagnaCorp is looking for youngsters with gumption and [...]
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Honky, We Hardly Knew Ye
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