12. Richard Dawson from the old Family Feud. So you bring your 16 year old daughter on to play the Fued, have some wholesome family fun, maybe take a few bucks and a new microwave home, and suddenly the sleaziest guy this side of Chuck Barris is whispering “helllloooo….darlin’” and licking her like a Doberman [...]
A recent Quinippiac poll was released documenting the 15 things Americans least wanted to hear. The first seven were: 1. While you were fishing for croakies last night, I was singing fuckaoke with your wife. Her favorite song is by Meatloaf. 2. Hi, I’m doing an interview for Quinippiac College, can I ask you [...]
The Father Strangling Community Center, in affiliation with St. Patrick’s First Church of Our Lady of the Blood-Stained Savior and Whole Sprouts! Natural Food Stores presents: Coooooooool new teen programs for Summer! A103. (Meets in the Spiro Agnew Room.) Learn Poetry, The Anne Sexton Way! In this class, we dive into all the fun [...]
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