A recent Quinippiac poll was released documenting the 15 things Americans least wanted to hear. The first seven were: 1. While you were fishing for croakies last night, I was singing fuckaoke with your wife. Her favorite song is by Meatloaf. 2. Hi, I’m doing an interview for Quinippiac College, can I ask you [...]
The Father Strangling Community Center, in affiliation with St. Patrick’s First Church of Our Lady of the Blood-Stained Savior and Whole Sprouts! Natural Food Stores presents: Coooooooool new teen programs for Summer! A103. (Meets in the Spiro Agnew Room.) Learn Poetry, The Anne Sexton Way! In this class, we dive into all the fun [...]
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Stephen King’s Wife Tells Him, “Don’t You Think It’s About Time To Give Up On This Crazy Dream?!”
Another Disastrous Dating Profile, Part IV: Who Am I? In All Probability, I Am One of The Following Personas
Bravery
Freedom
Lust
Whimsy
