National Board of Child-Killers Condemns Cheney

  Pep Wilson, political correspondent for The Letters reports from Akron, Ohio that the Strategic Institute of Child-Killers, a foundation for the psychological support and legal advocacy of those who have murdered children, have just voted unanimously on a resolution to morally condemn Vice-President Cheney and his recent criticisms of the Obama administration’s handling of the terrorism situation.

Moe Donnelly, a man in his late-fifties who drowned a pair of twins in his teens with a tube sock, and is now public relations manager for the SICK, explains: "We just thought it was time to speak out on this issue. Our Vice-President has consistently shown a lack of ethical behavior and political corruption that could not go unheeded. This is a way for the community of child-killers to join together, and try to affect a positive change of some sort.  How does that saying go?  Horribler things happen when bad men do nothing?  Or something like that."

Will Resolution 666, as it is called, have any practical effect? "Obviously, it will not have the kind of teeth that something like articles of impeachment would have had during the Bush presidency," says Donnelly. "But we hope this will get the ball rolling, in terms of getting people to look at this highly suspect and questionable man." Do they have any help from other organizations? "Response has been really wonderful. We just found out that the NRA and NAMBLA, the North American Man-Boy Love Association, are on board in promoting this censure. When guns and perverts are on the case, things are going to happen."

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