“I Was Singing Fuckaoke With Your Wife Last Night” and Other Things You Really Don’t Want To Hear

A recent Quinippiac poll was released documenting the 15 things Americans least wanted to hear.   The first seven were:

1.  While you were fishing for croakies last night, I was singing fuckaoke with your wife.  Her favorite song is by Meatloaf.

2.  Hi, I’m doing an interview for Quinippiac College, can I ask you a couple of questions?

3.  Quentin Tarantino will now answer all and any questions you have.

4.  The twist is, you’re really a ghost. I’m really sorry.

5.  The second penis was removed at birth, there’s no need to worry from a medical standpoint.  Your parents had me keep it in the lab all these years preserved in a jar.  Would you like to see it?

6.  For God’s sake, that’s not chocolate……..!!!!!!!  It’s carob.

7.  We’ve looked at the ulltrasound, and we think you’re child may be Republican.  There are a lot of resources, and support systems you can use as parents…

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