Hi, Assistant Editor Simon (“The Saint”) here. Melfy Nazrahad, of our column “Melfy and Me,” my nemesis in film criticism, the dark angel himself, my strange pen-pal going way back, has just weighed in on the short film “Night Sticks” which debuted here recently on The Unfettered Letters, as our first original production. Melfy prefers [...]
Tabitha King, the famous author’s wife, issues a statement to Book Sellers of America Assoc. that "selling more than Shakespeare but less than the Bible is just not enough." More on this soon…
An hot ‘n’ heavy online chat takes an unexpected turn. Roald Dahl and Guy De Maupassant are so freakin’ jealous.
The Poetry and Literary Arts Division of Unfettered Letters (which recently moved out of the broom closet into an office with windows – congratulations, guys!) reports that the prestigious Academy of American Poets is weighing in on the enduring value of refrigerator poetry. "It really serves an important function for a certain segment of society," [...]
This is Simon, assistant editor here at The Letters, and today I am inducting a new column for UF by recounting a very old, and very unusual, and very wonderful tale. To bring you up to date with events as they stand thus far: In late 2004, I had a movie review of the cult [...]
Pep Wilson, political correspondent for The Letters reports from Akron, Ohio that the Strategic Institute of Child-Killers, a foundation for the psychological support and legal advocacy of those who have murdered children, have just voted unanimously on a resolution to morally condemn Vice-President Cheney and his recent criticisms of the Obama administration’s handling of [...]
1. There’s no emotional problems some fucking with strangers can’t cure. 2. Jerk-off, apply guilt, rinse, repeat. 3. There’s no I in Me. There’s no Me in You. 4. God doesn’t burden us with anything we can’t handle – except floods, falling rocks, cancer, tornadoes, hurricanes, bad sores, dictators, and random bus accidents. 5. One [...]
The Unfettered Letters Presents: Life Instructions 101 Part One: Mischief in the Social Environment How To Make People Socially Uncomfortable, Episode Un, The Camera Trick Prestidigio the Magician, misogynist par excellence, misanthrope emeritus, and sixth most famous child entertainer in Paramus, New Jersey, returns with a new offering from his social bag of tricks. He [...]
ITEM! Republicans Must Die! Dept.: The Center for A Stagnant America, a researh group sponsored in part by The Daughters of the American Revolution, just came out with a new study citing the "disturbingly high quotient of peace, love, and rainbows featured in the drawings and writings of children under 8 years old." The study, [...]
For this series, the Unfettered Borsch Belt Comedy Moment, we asked a bunch of veteran stand-up comedians from the era of the Catskills and the Poconos and of "no one puts the Jew girl in the corner" days gone by to give us some great lines about TODAY’s breaking events, not stuff that was happening [...]
“Scared Still”: The New Prison Program
Zoological Files: Ape Refutes Evolution; Cites Bush
The 12 Most Embarassing White People of the 20th and 21st Centuries Countdown
Honky, We Hardly Knew Ye
Misunderstood Headlines: “Stuttering Gene Found”
Melfy on Night Sticks: “Never Has One Man Done So Little With So Much”
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