Toyola Declares: “No Brakey, No Lifey!”

Other stuff in the news: Bode Miller, now "Gold Medal Douchebag." God having trouble killing Cheney. Teabaggers: Whitey on the run. Olympic Luge has nothing to do with hocking big chunky cough-ups. Luge athlete puts himself in sport in which sled speeds 90 miles per hour down concrete tunnel; dies. Republicans still major assholes. Why no Poetry Month carpet or car sales?













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