2010 February | The Unfettered Letters

“Night Sticks: A Film About America” Premieres on The Unfettered Letters

The Unfettered Letters Premieres Its Very Own Short Film Production! Straight from our media vaults and filthy minds!

9:17 pm | Posted in All The Latest,Broken News,Cinematic Revelation | Read More »

Hey America! What’s Your Secret?

U.F. Presents: Hey America! What’s Your Secret Edition No. #8 We asked people across our nation to let Unfettered Letters in on a personal secret they’ve been keeping, something they’ve never told anyone. By telling us, they have a chance to finally reveal it to the world! You won’t believe how many cool, way-out, crazy, [...]

11:38 pm | Posted in All The Latest | Read More »

Toyola Declares: “No Brakey, No Lifey!”

Other stuff in the news: Bode Miller, now "Gold Medal Douchebag." God having trouble killing Cheney. Teabaggers: Whitey on the run. Olympic Luge has nothing to do with hocking big chunky cough-ups. Luge athlete puts himself in sport in which sled speeds 90 miles per hour down concrete tunnel; dies. Republicans still major assholes. Why [...]

11:23 pm | Posted in All The Latest | Read More »

MagnaCorp Calls For Kid-Help!

Hey kids! MagnaCorp needs your help! Have you ever volunteered? Maybe you’ve helped clean up your neighborhood, or done a good deed as a Boy Scout or Brownie, or maybe you’ve served homeless people at a soup kitchen, or entertained old folks at a retirement home? Well, MagnaCorp is looking for youngsters with gumption and [...]

11:00 pm | Posted in All The Latest,Broken News,Spiritually Challenged | Read More »

Don’t Come Back To The Five and Dime, Moby Dick, Moby Dick…

Zoological theories concerning bees, whales, a kid named Randy, and bucketfuls of cum.

1:17 pm | Posted in All The Latest,Broken News,Yes. Virginia There Is A Satan and He Is Your Blankie | Read More »

Haikus For The Extremely Spiritually Challenged

Welcome back to all the editors, salespeople, cleaning staff, and office managers of UF! And welcome back to you, our readers! We have all been enjoying an extended Spring Break, and are glad to be back to the grindstone with new tans, new rashes, new hopes! As editor-in-chief, I was happy to lead an office [...]

12:41 pm | Posted in All The Latest,Spiritually Challenged | Read More »