Sillica: It’s The Candy Worth Taking A Risk On!

Chicken Little Killed in Freak Accident

ITEM! Beloved Tales Come To A Bad End Files. Chicken Little, the famous poultry guy who has become well known and allegorical for millions of school-age children over the years, was killed today in a freak accident by a stray remnant of Skylab, an advanced satellite that itself became famous (and notorious) when pieces of [...]

Cool Summer Programs For Teens!

The Father Strangling Community Center, in affiliation with St. Patrick’s First Church of Our Lady of the Blood-Stained Savior and Whole Sprouts! Natural Food Stores presents: Coooooooool new teen programs for Summer!   A103. (Meets in the Spiro Agnew Room.) Learn Poetry, The Anne Sexton Way! In this class, we dive into all the fun [...]

“Hey Mom, Can You Pass The Cock, Um, I Mean Turkey?” And Other Things You Don’t Want To Hear During The Holiday

1. "Hey Mom, I hid my easter eggs and Little Stewie found them for me." 2. "I’ve been rethinking this whole White Power thing." 3. "Truth or dare?  Hmmmmm.  O.K. Truth: I accidentally killed a kid in seventh grade with a rock." 4.  "Dad, I’m gay pass the mashed potatoes." 5.  "Guru Masdevi says I [...]

Mating Rituals!

Professor Fuzzbunk looks at Otters, Giraffes, and Humans in the sexual and social environment.