Laundromat Boys (release date 2011) Chronicling the adventures of two teenagers working as assistants at a Chinese laundromat as their summer job. Shirts are folded, socks are lost, murder happens. Tagline: "…you won’t believe what comes out in the wash!" Alternate tagline: "No tickee, no excitement!" Slated for a late 2010 production schedule with Tobey [...]
Vice-President Dick Cheney came out of his Washington residence this morning, saw his shadow, and promptly declared that "Summer is in its last throes." Told by one of his assistants that the new Fall shows wouldn’t be on for another month and a half, and most people had at least two barbecues still planned, Cheney [...]
Boy, I tell ya. Nobody does suicide like the Japanese. I mean, think about it: in most cultures, suicide is frowned upon, and discouraged as an unnecessary and tragic waste of human life. But these guys are able to elevate it to an elaborate ritual, replete with all the bells and whistles and trimmings. They [...]
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Another Disastrous Dating Profile, Part IV: Who Am I? In All Probability, I Am One of The Following Personas
Bravery
Freedom
Lust
Whimsy
